WTF PET CATALOG

I SAW THIS WEIRD PET CATALOG



IT IS NOT WEIRD BECAUSE THE WOMAN HAD

 A PICTURE OF HER DOG ON HER SHIRT!

IT WAS NOT WEIRD BECASUE HER DOG

WAS ABOUT TO FRENCH KISS HER

IT WAS WEIRD BECAUSE THE FREE 6 PACK OF PIG EARS

WAS FOR THE LADY ON THE COVER!!!!!!!!!!!

THE CATALOG WAS ALSO WEIRD BECAUSE THEY HAD A
PICTURE OF A PET CAGE

WITH A LITTLE GIRL

STANDING BY THE DOG AND CAGE

INSINUATING THAT IN CASE OF A LONG TRIP

YOU CAN KEEP YOUR KIDS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!

AND IT IS WEIRD BECAUSE THEY SELL A PRODUCT

THAT ALLOWS SOMEONE

TO HIDE THE

KEY TO ALL OF THEIR VALUABLES

IN FAKE ANIMAL EXCREMENT!!!!!!!!!!! 

CAN I PUT THAT KEY IN MY POCKET!!!!!

Walky Dog Hands Free Bicycle Leash

SORCERER'S CELEBRITY APPRENTICE

The Sorcerer's Apprentice is about a SORCERER (NICK CAGE) who tells a APPRENTICE (Jay Baruchel) how to LOOSE ALL HIS MONEY with a BAD BUSINESS MANAGAER.

Jay tells Nick "YOU'RE FIRED"!

Nick Cage pulls a NAOMI CAMPBELL and throws his CELL PHONE at the APPRENTICE, hits him in the head and kills him.

Sorry to ruin the movie for you............................................

BIGGEST LOSER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LHsmjW-Wug