Whoopi Bulging Dick

"TheVIEW" co-host Whoopi Goldberg has a BULGING DICK.       I didn't know that!

She has to lie on her back and can't do the show.  

Maybe too much VIAGARA!

I know her co-host Rosie O'Donnell has BIG BALLS







Oh Wait!   Hold On.... Time Out

I miss-read that

Whoopi has a Bulging DISK in her back!  Whoop s! Sorry

I think Rosie

should just get off Whoopi's Back and everyone will be fine.

Except for Whoopi's Fashion Designer!

JUST ONE FACT
Bill Cosby never put anything in any of these ladies Capucino.

Hog Shot

A Florida hunter accidentally shot his girlfriend thinking that she was his target -- a wild hog.

Cops said that Brandon man Steven Egan, 52, was hunting from a tent in Flagler County on Saturday when Egan heard a noise that he thought was similar to that of his prey. He took a shot at it, not realizing his significant other wasn't in the tent with him.
The shot sent a .30-caliber rifle bullet through both of 52-year-old Lisa Simmons' legs. Simmons was airlifted to the hospital where she was recovering from surgery on Sunday.
Egan maintained that he fired in the first place because he had seen a real hog just minutes before the accidental shooting, WFTV reported. No charges were filed.

Egan didn't know whether he felt bad that he shot his girlfriend or felt worse because he thought she was a HOG!

At first he claimed he thought he was being attacked by Rosie O'Donnell!