Hog Shot

A Florida hunter accidentally shot his girlfriend thinking that she was his target -- a wild hog.

Cops said that Brandon man Steven Egan, 52, was hunting from a tent in Flagler County on Saturday when Egan heard a noise that he thought was similar to that of his prey. He took a shot at it, not realizing his significant other wasn't in the tent with him.
The shot sent a .30-caliber rifle bullet through both of 52-year-old Lisa Simmons' legs. Simmons was airlifted to the hospital where she was recovering from surgery on Sunday.
Egan maintained that he fired in the first place because he had seen a real hog just minutes before the accidental shooting, WFTV reported. No charges were filed.

Egan didn't know whether he felt bad that he shot his girlfriend or felt worse because he thought she was a HOG!

At first he claimed he thought he was being attacked by Rosie O'Donnell!

Bullet in Head

Thursday, January 01, 2009
Bullit in Head
In Riviera Beach, Florida a shooting victim went to work with a bullet in his head.
Hell, I feel like I have a bullet in my head every day where I work!

Actor Jeremy Pevin left the Broadway show SPEED THE PLOW because he said, "He had MERCURY POISONING!"
The producer did not believe him and said Jeremy was going to get a job as a THERMOMETER!

Wlidlife Experts said Santa's Reindeers were probably MALE because most FEMALE reindeer are prgnant at Christmas and "You don't hook up your pregnant females to a sled."
Now they tell me. I'll be right back. I have to go and unhook my wife from our sled!

HAPPY New year