secret service prostitutes

These Secret Service agents involved in the Columbian Sex Scandal should be working on all of our foriegn debt. Do some business in a foriegn land and then say, "What, I owe you money? No! I was drunk!" We could reduce the money we owe other countries in no time. We could really speed it up if we hire that Dominic Strauss Kahn guy! Check this video http://youtu.be/-KerN8zzcTA

Herman Cain Sex Scandal

One TV commentator referring to the Herman Cain Sexual Harrassment Scandal said,

"By speaking out on camera, Cain's fourth accuser, Sharon Bialek, put a face on this...." 

Ms. Bialek looked down at her lap and said, "Herman Cain, while speaking into my ear, put a hand on THIS!"

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I just think Herman needs a night out at The Jersey Shore with SNOOKI

That should set him straight!