El Chapo Bieber Affluenza

Justin Bieber was thrown out of Mexico's Tulum ruin site because it is a sacred place and he pulled down his pants and mooned the world.

Luckily he was just thrown out of the site with his girlfriend and not arrested.

Because ....  The Alluenza rich kid is in a Mexican jail for getting drunk and killing people

And El Chapo is in a Mexican jail for selling drugs and killing people

So if Bieber was put in jail for pulling down his pants and thrilling people

That would mean that 

a Mexican Jail is the BEST place to PARTY!

Bieber HOT

It is Soooooooooo HOT!

It is Hotter than Jerry Sandusky tickeling Justin Bieber in a shower after a Penn State Game...

Hot!

China sent the first lady into space.

Her father wanted a boy!

A guy got caught making Meth in the bathroom of a WALMART Store.

It was the only thing in the store made in AMERICA!

Heat Alert Use Mass Transit.

MASS Transit.....Is that how Catholics go back and forth to church?