Larry's Retiring?!?!?!

Hey, Larry King announced he won't be doing his show on CNN anymore to spend more time at home. Did anyone tell his poor wife? Does she know? She's probably like, "Just what I need. This old dude hanging around the house all day. Thanks CNN!" "Hanging up his suspenders! That means his pants will be down all day.... OMG!"
Poor Lady

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Business Question

Should you list all of the SEX TAPES you were in on your RESUME?
Or just the ones with a KARDASHIAN?