LEARN TO BE FUNNY: LINDSEY ON THE GROUND

LEARN TO BE FUNNY: LINDSEY ON THE GROUND

CHARLIE SHEEN ESCORTS TSA X-RAYS

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT NEW

TSA AIRPORT SCREENINGS ARE

BEING DONE    WOMAN



ON WOMAN........

AND MAN



ON MAN



I THINK THAT CREATES



A LARGE AMOUNT OF JOBS



FOR THE HOMO



SEXUAL COMMUNITY



IN THESE HARD TIMES.










MOST COVETED POSITION!



CHIEF TESTICAL AGENT IS THE



THE TSA'S NEW POLICY IS NOT



    



DON'T ASK   DON'T TELL         BUT



      

 



 







 







YOU CAN TELL ALL YOU WANT......





I'M STILL GETTING

PAID FOR THIS !!!!!!



    



I WAS HOPING



A LADY AGENT WOULD



 









AND MAYBE I MIGHT



PAT ME DOWN ...



  





 



HAVE TO SLIP $10.00 

 


INTO HER



GUN BELT !!





THESE ARE THE TOP SECRET



TSA GOVERNMENT X-RAYS

  

 

THIS GUY TRIED TO SMUGGLE
A KNIFE ON-BOARD !

THIS LADY TRIED TO AVOID
THE BEVERAGE CHARGE !



HERE ARE THE SECRET TSA X-RAYS
 OF CHARLIE SHEEN'S ESCORTS

(PLEASE GROPE)



GRACIE

SABLE

TIFFANY

BRISTOL

AMBER







OH LA LA

PENNY

I NEED A CIGARETTE AFTER THAT !!!!!!!!







DOGS SMARTER THAN CATS

Researchers found that DOGS are SMARTER than CATS.
They gave all this brain-size and socialization information
but everyone knows that
CATS just ACT DUMBER than DOGS

TO GET MORE TREATS

Memory Loss 2

Do you know when memory loss is a real big problem?

When you can't remember where you put your VIAGARA!!!!