Football Urine

I was watching the football game


and a drug commercial came on and the actor said that


"They have trouble PASSING URINE!".....


I thought


Maybe you have trouble PASSING URINE because


No wants to CATCH IT!!!!!

If you do PASS URINE, make it a FORWARD PASS....

No side-ways LATERALS at The Urinal...

I could understand if they were


Stuffed Up and Constipated


because they had a


TIGHT END!


My Dad used to say at the dinner table....

"Pass the corn, the salt

and a little bit of URINE while your at it....

It was always wet around our dinner table

but we all knew we didn't have
whatever disease they had in that commercial ! ! !

By the way, which way is the REST ROOM?