Late 4 WORK

Guy shows up late for work.

Boss says, "You should have been here at 8:30!!!!

Guy says, "Why?  What happened at 8:30? 

Honey Boo Boo Trump

Names of Stars released for CELEBRITY APPRENTICE Season.

First thing Donald Trump yelled was,
"What NO HONEY BOO BOO?!?!?!"

Mitt Romney has all his women in a BINDER. 
His favorite song is Bruce Springstein's
"BINDED by the LIGHT"

But He says He will not keep HIS DOG in a BINDER.
And no Mr. Romney

Sandra Bullock was not in "The Bind Side". 
I don't know what she did with JESSE JAMES in private...