Pistorius Security

Zuckerberg, katherine webb, buscemi,

And gives $15.00 to This woman for MAKEUP

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And had a Really WELL-DRESSED Baby


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And finally

Chuchi, Another Dog With A Human Face, Looks Like Steve Buscemi

CHUCHI IS MORE HANDSOME

Clinton, Dog Gone, Topless Robber

      Number 1...   Driving a GETAWAY Car
                              -or-
Number 2....Having a Cat drive him to McDonalds

            Buying a PANTS SUIT Factory

                  As far as I'm concerned,
                the MAJOR MISTAKE was 
         She kept her BRA and SWEATER on
                           for far too long

Pistorius Valentine Phillips

                     For naming him the SAME NAME TWICE!

He thought those GLASSES could SEE through her CLOTHES!

         You should see how 'NUMB' his GIRLFRIEND is!

Drew, Jenny and Strip

 

 

 

That "Procedure" was to QUIT Drinking and STOP talking like a 12 year old!

She "Believed" everyone at the event should be NAKED!

The "Real" problem was that she couldn't
HITCH-HIKE home!
 
The Strip Club told her it was part of their
NEW EMPLOYEE WEIGHT-LOSS Program!

New Republican Party

They just announced the New Republican Party Ticket

Donald Trump for President

Ted Nuggent for Vice President

and

Rand Paul for the guy that gets everybody TEA.....

Let the Circus begin

The Circus has already begun.........

Pope Update

The Pope had a heart implant 5 years ago.

He had the battery replaced last week.

Did He get one of those

BOING 787 Batteries?

 

New POPE

The Pope is quiting.

Did he walk into God's Office and Quit?

Wonder if he got a buy out... 400 years in heaven, free rides in the POPEMOBILE and health insurance.

He claims He is "Just Too POOPED to POPE."

The only thing he asked for was that BETTY WHITE show up at his RETIREMENT PARTY

I mean OMG.......REALLY!

And he was a SHOE salesman.... Maybe she said her shoes were TOO TIGHT!  He said, "I could fix that!"