CHARLIE SHEEN THEME SONG

HAVE U HEARD IT?................. IT SHOULD BE HIS THEME

WORDS

Kelly won't kiss my friend, Cassandra
Jessica won't play ball
Mandy won't share her friend, Miranda
Doesn't anybody live at all?

Amanda won't leave me empty handed
Got her number from a bathroom stall

But I got a girl who can put on a show
The dollar decides how far you can go with her

She wraps those hands around that pole
She licks those lips and off we go
She takes it off nice and slow
Cause that's porn star dancing

She don't play nice, she makes me beg
She drops that dress around her legs

Stacy's gonna save her self for marriage
But that's just not my style
She's got a pair that's nice to stare at
But I want girls gone wild

I want a naughty girl like you
Let's throw a party just for two
you know these normal girls won't do!

SOUNDS LIKE CHARLIE HARPER    listen

http://youtu.be/VdaKwt5cHEk

MY DARKEST HOUR.....BAND

WITH LUDACRIS & CHAD KROEGER

GUITAR SOUNDS LIKE VAN HALEN........KINDA

HAVE U SEEN IT?................. IT SHOULD BE CHAS'S THEME

CHARLIE.......IT'S YOURS

WATCH IT IF U CAN CAN


ANOTHER
http://youtu.be/f8r2SG9keBg

Charlie Sheen Drug Test

I told Charlie Sheen he was going for a DRUG TEST......

His only question was,

"WHAT KINDS OF DRUGS ARE WE TESTING"?

He said Club and Date Rape Drugs are cool,

Stimulants were OK but Depressants depressed his      dates.....

Hallucinagens freaked him out and Narcotics were his favorites.

Charlie Sheen Winning Girls T-Shirt 2XL Size : XX-Large

Charlie Sheen SOLUTION

I Have Charlie Sheen's Answer.  Problem Solved.  Winning......DAH

After all of the videos

Charlie should tell them

he was just pulling

a

JOAQUIN PHOENIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You were making a movie with your brother-in-law.  HA HA HA Funny Chuckle Laugh
Then say, "Never Mind" and show up at the Warner Brothers Lot with a Latte in your hand and one for Chuck Lorre.

IT'S ALL JUST A MOVIE CHARLIE
ALL JUST HOLLYWOOD

OR IS IT?????????????????

careful DUDE

CHARLIE'S GIRLS

New Video of CHARLIE SHEEN'S WOMEN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUKPQl9NkUU

SQUEAKY

I just found out that Charles Manson follower Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme is out of jail after 30 years!
That crazy killer Squeaky is free! 
WOW...  Hope she goes on MATCH.COM....
Maybe we could hook up.....

Could you imagine dating a girl named SQUEAKY? 
Do you have to feed her cheese?
Would my Christmas Present be EARPLUGS every year?
Do you squirt Olive Oil on her at Salad Bars?
Would the word ANNOYING pop up in my thoughts often?

And she's a killer on top of it!
You can kiss that cockroach problem in the kitchen goodbye.... 

I don't know why more killers just don't work in the PEST CONTROL Business.  Exterminating 60,000 bedbugs seems like it just might dilute some of that  
"I just have to poison somebody today"
aggression.