Vagina Chrysler

A surgeon in Maryland removed a donated kidney through a woman's VAGINA! Medical costs are so high they removed the woman's wallet through her ANUS! Ouch!

Chrysler Motor Cars is offering their employees $50,000 and a new car if the quit. I know what I would do...I would take the money, jump in the free car, grab some beer and drive to Las Vegas. I'd probably be walking home poor in three hours ... and I'd be out of work.....

DOGS ARE SMART, I THINK

A study showed that DOGS have a sense of FAIRNESS. That's why they lick each other's butts...It's Only Fair! I'll lick yours if you lick mine. Sounds fair to me!

Another study showed that DOGS can sniff out UNFAIR situations. And apparently ALL of those Situations are in other dogs BUTTS!

Bullet in Head

Thursday, January 01, 2009
Bullit in Head
In Riviera Beach, Florida a shooting victim went to work with a bullet in his head.
Hell, I feel like I have a bullet in my head every day where I work!

Actor Jeremy Pevin left the Broadway show SPEED THE PLOW because he said, "He had MERCURY POISONING!"
The producer did not believe him and said Jeremy was going to get a job as a THERMOMETER!

Wlidlife Experts said Santa's Reindeers were probably MALE because most FEMALE reindeer are prgnant at Christmas and "You don't hook up your pregnant females to a sled."
Now they tell me. I'll be right back. I have to go and unhook my wife from our sled!

HAPPY New year