Memory Loss

I did Stand Up Comedy at some club downtown, I forget the name.
That was my problem with Stand Up
I couldn't remember the jokes.
I'd say, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Everyone would look at me.
And I would say, " No, I really don't remember.  I'm really asking you...
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? 
I HOPED maybe one of you might have the ANSWER!"

NEXT JOKE

"Why did the CUE CARD GUY take a BREAK?
No, really....why?"

I wasn't a big hit at the club

BAD CAT........BAD

Susan Boyle Naked

At the airport they asked me if I had any HAZZARDOUS MATERIALS

I told them I did

I had naked pictures of SUSAN BOYLE !!!!!!!!!

CHILE DRILLER

JEFF HART

CHIEF DRILLER

That should get him a date!!!

CONGRATS EVERYBODY

Workout in Times Square