Best Super Bowl ever was 2004. I don't know who played or won but Justin Timberlake TOUCHED DOWN on Janet Jackson's NIPPLE as it BROKE THROUGH the LINE!
AND HE SCORES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Friday, January 28, 2011
CHARLIE SHEEN IN HOSPITAL
CHARLIE SHEEN was hospitalized after police found him with a SUITCASE full of CoCaine.
When asked Why he had a suitcase full of CoCaine CHARLIE said, "Who carries BACK PACKS anymore!"
Keep an eye on the cute nurses around CHARLIE with a KEY to the DRUG CABINETS. Keep an eye on the UGLY ONES too!
It is Charlie Sheen after all!
He'll be OK as long as he is not using the MICHAEL JACKSON PRESCRIPTION DRUG PLAN...
I'm not saying CHARLIE likes CoCaine alot but while he was at the hospital, he checked into Cosmetics and had a SECOND NOSE PUT ON.....
CHARLIE is now in REHAB. He's thinks it is the perfect chance to HOOK UP with LINDSEY LOHAN..........
Charlie Sheen Da Vinci Shirt Sleeper in Navy w/ Light Blue Stripe (xl)
Classy & Bashful Pinup Girl Shirt (XL)
When asked Why he had a suitcase full of CoCaine CHARLIE said, "Who carries BACK PACKS anymore!"
Keep an eye on the cute nurses around CHARLIE with a KEY to the DRUG CABINETS. Keep an eye on the UGLY ONES too!
It is Charlie Sheen after all!
He'll be OK as long as he is not using the MICHAEL JACKSON PRESCRIPTION DRUG PLAN...
I'm not saying CHARLIE likes CoCaine alot but while he was at the hospital, he checked into Cosmetics and had a SECOND NOSE PUT ON.....
CHARLIE is now in REHAB. He's thinks it is the perfect chance to HOOK UP with LINDSEY LOHAN..........
Charlie Sheen Da Vinci Shirt Sleeper in Navy w/ Light Blue Stripe (xl)
Classy & Bashful Pinup Girl Shirt (XL)Wednesday, January 26, 2011
WTF PET CATALOG
I SAW THIS WEIRD PET CATALOG
IT IS NOT WEIRD BECAUSE THE WOMAN HAD
A PICTURE OF HER DOG ON HER SHIRT!
IT WAS NOT WEIRD BECASUE HER DOG
WAS ABOUT TO FRENCH KISS HER
IT WAS WEIRD BECAUSE THE FREE 6 PACK OF PIG EARS
WAS FOR THE LADY ON THE COVER!!!!!!!!!!!
THE CATALOG WAS ALSO WEIRD BECAUSE THEY HAD A
PICTURE OF A PET CAGE
PICTURE OF A PET CAGE
WITH A LITTLE GIRL
STANDING BY THE DOG AND CAGE
INSINUATING THAT IN CASE OF A LONG TRIP
YOU CAN KEEP YOUR KIDS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!
AND IT IS WEIRD BECAUSE THEY SELL A PRODUCT
THAT ALLOWS SOMEONE
TO HIDE THE
KEY TO ALL OF THEIR VALUABLES
IN FAKE ANIMAL EXCREMENT!!!!!!!!!!!
CAN I PUT THAT KEY IN MY POCKET!!!!!
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Brett Farve
I think NFL Quarterback BRETT FARVE was not exposed by
WIKILEAKS
BUT BY
DICKI LEAKS!!!
Let me take a picture of my worm....
Oh!!!!!!
Brett does not need Marriage Counseling
BUT
PHOTO Counseling!
WIKILEAKS
BUT BY
DICKI LEAKS!!!
Let me take a picture of my worm....
Oh!!!!!!
Brett does not need Marriage Counseling
BUT
PHOTO Counseling!
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Sunday, January 09, 2011
Viagara Vision
The VIAGARA commercial says you may suffer from DISTORTED VISION!
Does that mean you see every woman
as if she was dressed only in a bra and panties?
And I think that will make your wife's BREASTS 
look
A little bit BIGGER?
ALRIGHT, I CAN LIVE WITH THAT!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)