The British Parliament was hacked today and Government is in disarray. All of the law makers emails were stolen. One parliamentarian said, "It was either Kim Jong Un
Or Vladimir Putin
Or some smart-ass kid in his basement with a good computer!"
Brigitte then taught French and Latin at La Providence, a Jesuit high school in Amiens. It was at that high school that she and Emmanuel Macron first met.
He attended her literature classes and she was in charge of the theater class he attended. Their romance was not typical, starting when he was just 14 years old, as she was his senior by 24 years and 8 months, and Macron has described it as "a love often clandestine, often hidden". The school kept them separate but they were still in love. At age 15, Macron left that school and told her, "One day I will return and marry you." She divorced her husband in 2006 and married Macron in 2007. They have been described as a wonderful, loving couple but the only problem with Emmanuel is that he finds that he always has to eat dinner at "Outback Steakhouse" at 3pm everyday. HE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In 2012 Michele Obama started children eating a Healthier Diet in American Schools. It was creating healthier kids and starting good habits. Schools said that it was Too Expensive and that Children threw away most of the food. Donald Trump's agricultural secretary just stopped the healthy eating program in schools. And kids will now eat more frozen and prefab foods. I'm not sure what Melania Trump is doing but when they asked the former model about a healthy diet, she said, "Just don't eat for three weeks and you'll be fine!"
Donald Trump has Fired people. Donald Trump has grabbed woman by their ......... But this is the first time he was able to ATTACK A COUNTRY! Happiness is warm gun. J. Lennon
We are commemorating the death 20 years ago of John C. Lillley who led the first study for communicating with Dolphins. His last words were, "EEeeeee Eee Eee Eeeeeeee Eeeeeeeeeee!" Or as Clint Eastwood once told his maid. "Go ahead.....Make my bed!" Turkmenistan, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Afghanistan and Pakistan should forget all their differences and live together under one guy named STAN! Stan is the Man! If you can't fix it call STAN! Finally, I found a great way to make money. Use Dollar Coupons at the 99 Cents store!
The World's Eight Richest Men Are Now as Wealthy as Half of the World's Population Just eight individuals, all men, own as much wealth as the poorest half of the world's population, OXFAM said in a report on Monday calling the gap "obscene". There are 7 Billion people in the world. I am richer than half of the people on the Unemployment Line!
Nicole Kidman just said that Americans should start supporting Donald Trump. I think she is still in the movie EYES WIDE SHUT. Make Tom Cruise president next. At least the head of your religion. Botox for the brain.
2017 is about to arrive and it is time to turn our lives around with a whole host of simple but important changes that will make us happier, richer and less of a disappointment to our families.
Every single one of the following New Year’s resolutions are entirely achievable and will help out your relationships, bank balance, work and your social life.
Now, we all know and accept that we won’t do any of these past about January 21st, but let’s at least try shall we? At least for a bit…
1. Ensure that when you say ‘one more drink’ you are not lying.
2. Stop being annoyed that you missed the Tube. There is another one in 120 seconds.
3. Don’t get Ubers for journeys you can walk in 15 minutes.
4. Turn off Tinder and try to talk to people in real life.
5. Stop taking photos of yourself that could lead to you being sacked/arrested.
6. When you say ‘Let’s meet up soon’, actually do it.
7. Become so organised with your laundry that you don’t have to sniff pants you’ve picked up off the floor to see if they are clean enough to wear again.
8. Never again go back to a boy/girl’s house you’re not really into just because you can’t be arsed to get the night bus home.
9. Give up the ‘I only smoke when I’m drunk’ social smoking habit you’ve had since you were a student
10. No more power-drinking at parties to make up for lack of confidence.
11. Download the Headspace app and meditate every day.
12. Turn your bedroom into a sanctuary with candles, amazing stylish textiles and no electronics.
13. Use your trainers to exercise three times a week instead of just buying them because they make you look cool.
14. Eat sensible wholesome food before going out instead of drinking on an empty stomach and hitting Cornwall Pasty Company hard at the train station on the way home.
15. Just look at your bank balance – refusing to doesn’t mean you have more money.
16. Stop obsessing over text messages he/she sends you and just live your life. If they want to text, they will.
17. Open all the hateful mail that comes in scary brown envelopes and deal with it straight away.
18. Make packed lunches for work every day.
19. Delete the Facebook app from your phone and only log in to check it once a day.
20. Don’t overthink everything. Sometimes it’s ok for things to go wrong or people to not like you.
21. Go to work without a hangover at least twice a week.
22. Buy nice drinks rather than the cheapest ones – you’ll drink less, enjoy it more and have less of a hangover…What’s that? Four Messer Schmitts for a fiver?
23. Go somewhere interesting on holiday – flights are cheap
24. If you like it, buy it and wear it – you’re allowed to wear hats if you want for crying out loud!
25. Call your mum – it’s boring but she’ll like it
Steve Gleason, the onetime New Orleans Saint now stricken with incurable ALS, remains one of the NFL’s most inspiring figures for the way he has fought the ravages of his disease. ALS has taken Gleason’s mobility and his voice, but it hasn’t touched his sense of humor, as evidenced Sunday afternoon.
“BREAKING,” the wheelchair bound Gleason wrote on Twitter, “Steve Gleason had more rushing yards than Reggie Bush this season.”
Ouch! Gleason and Bush were teammates earlier in Bush’s career, so you have to figure this was a bit of good-natured ribbing. Then again, Bush did make the well-intentioned but cringeworthy comment that he hoped Gleason would enjoy a "speedy recovery" from the incurable disease.
Regardless, Gleason is one of the good ones. Bravo to him for still making the world a little better and a little funnier, even at his own expense.View image on Twitter
Fancy this, fancy that, In this crazy world, it's tit for tat. In a hacker spat, trash the diplomat. When Obama spat, "We won't stand for that." Putin flipped his lid, and went to the mat. The Russian czar, the rich, fat cat Is nothing if not a spoiled brat. And Trump, of course, talking through his hat Thinks Vladimir's an aristocrat.
A Cuban Government report came out that said that there have been over 600 attempts on Fidel Castro's life by the CIA, Cuban people, the Mafia, revolutionary buddies, A lot of people and groups....... 600 attempts over 90 years is An attempt on his life every two months for as long as he lived! I think that this is a very good example of BULLYING! If 600 people try to kill you IT'S Bullying! If 200 people try to kill you It's Bullying! Now, if someone doesn't like your shirt and makes fun of you..... That's BULLYING If a kid today gets called a Snothead It's Bullying! If someone tries to kill you 600 Times... That's SUPER BULLYING, HYPER BULLYING or WOLLY BULLYING! Castro was like.... "OK It's coming up to the end of April.. Hey, is that knife pointing at me? How about that GUN? Maybe the bomb you have in your shirt? Is that for me? Man, 600 people trying to kill you! I'm pissed cause a guy at work trying to take my Parking Spot! If someone tried to kill me 600 times.... I'd say, "Is there a like... a Problem or something dude?" "Maybe like... check with CUSTOMER SERVICE!" Once 600 people tried to kill me but then I took a Breathe Mint! 600 people tried to kill me Then I gave up my seat on the SUBWAY! 600 people tried to kill Castro and that wasen't even counting the people in his wife's family! As Castro once said, "600 people tried to kill me but I'm OK.... I have 10 likes on FACEBOOK!
The head of the Republican Party, Reince Priebus is really mad at Donald Trump! He hasen't been this mad since he found out his name was Reince Priebus...... At the Olympics I heard the crowd yell, "Go Hungary!" I thought they were yelling GO HUNGRY! Meaning ... don't eat any Brazilian food... The guy who owns HOSTESS CUPCAKES bought the PLAYBOY MANSION! They say that it will not be the first time though for HO HOs and DING DONGS to be floating in THE POOL!
