Today, France voted to BAN the BURKAS called NIQUBS which cover a woman's FACE.
The French Legislature noted one exception and said that only one person must still cover her face with a NIQUB when in France.....
LADY GAGA
BUTTERFACE
One French parlimentarian was quoted as saying,
"In her case, It makes perfect sense !"
"LET'S FACE IT" Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-wzgrk8lTA
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
MONKEY PANTS
A Peruvian man was stopped at the Mexico City Airport because he had 18 endangered TITI MONKEYS in his pants.
THAT'S CRAZY !!!!!
Nobody should have more than SIX TITI MONKEYS in his pants at any one time.
No Exceptions.
Police said "He was acting nervous" with the 18 TITI Monkeys in his pants.
Hell, I'd act nervous with ONE TITI Monkey in my pants.
You have to be REAL careful how you sit down with 18 TITI Monkeys in your pants.
And where does a TITI Monkey hang out? At a TITI BAR?
What does a TITI Monkey read? A TITI Magazine??????
Do TITI Monkeys get STRETCH MARKS?!?!?
MONKEY ON REDBULL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiljDPwgRWs
THAT'S CRAZY !!!!!
Nobody should have more than SIX TITI MONKEYS in his pants at any one time.
No Exceptions.
Police said "He was acting nervous" with the 18 TITI Monkeys in his pants.
Hell, I'd act nervous with ONE TITI Monkey in my pants.
You have to be REAL careful how you sit down with 18 TITI Monkeys in your pants.
And where does a TITI Monkey hang out? At a TITI BAR?
What does a TITI Monkey read? A TITI Magazine??????
Do TITI Monkeys get STRETCH MARKS?!?!?
MONKEY ON REDBULL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiljDPwgRWs
Sunday, July 18, 2010
EXETER
The Guy was all proud cause he went to EXETER College.
I said, "Oh yeah, I went to ENTER HER!
MARILYN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ttu-Iz-5w0
I said, "Oh yeah, I went to ENTER HER!
MARILYN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ttu-Iz-5w0
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ADVICE for HUMANS FROM DOGS
WAG MORE.......
BARK LESS.......
Oh and watch what's in the TOILET when you're drinking out of it......
RED DOG VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QNNyQE1NtI
DOGS AND CATS ON THE STREET IN NYC...VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwJLaWuHuzE
BARK LESS.......
Oh and watch what's in the TOILET when you're drinking out of it......
RED DOG VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QNNyQE1NtI
DOGS AND CATS ON THE STREET IN NYC...VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwJLaWuHuzE
Friday, July 16, 2010
SORCERER'S CELEBRITY APPRENTICE
The Sorcerer's Apprentice is about a SORCERER (NICK CAGE) who tells a APPRENTICE (Jay Baruchel) how to LOOSE ALL HIS MONEY with a BAD BUSINESS MANAGAER.
Jay tells Nick "YOU'RE FIRED"!
Nick Cage pulls a NAOMI CAMPBELL and throws his CELL PHONE at the APPRENTICE, hits him in the head and kills him.
Sorry to ruin the movie for you............................................
BIGGEST LOSER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LHsmjW-Wug
Jay tells Nick "YOU'RE FIRED"!
Nick Cage pulls a NAOMI CAMPBELL and throws his CELL PHONE at the APPRENTICE, hits him in the head and kills him.
Sorry to ruin the movie for you............................................
BIGGEST LOSER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LHsmjW-Wug
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WASHINGTON EARTHQUAKE
There was an EARTHQUAKE at 5:05 A.M. in Washington, DC
The coolest thing happened...
Al Gore didn't have to pay for his MASSAGE....
He just laid under the shaking girls hands and said, "Great"!
OBAMA BOOTY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh-mDhPMjB8
The coolest thing happened...
Al Gore didn't have to pay for his MASSAGE....
He just laid under the shaking girls hands and said, "Great"!
OBAMA BOOTY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh-mDhPMjB8
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010
LAST AIR BENDER
Hey, is that movie THE LAST AIRBENDER
Really about
The last guy who could blow a fart
out of his EAR?
I hope so
That sounds like a Real GAS!
BIGGEST LOSER BEACH WORKOUT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LHsmjW-Wug
Really about
The last guy who could blow a fart
out of his EAR?
I hope so
That sounds like a Real GAS!
BIGGEST LOSER BEACH WORKOUT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LHsmjW-Wug
Monday, July 12, 2010
IRAN STONED CHEATER
Hey, they are going to stone a lady in Iran for cheating on her guy.
My girls are usually STONED before they cheat on me!!!
My girls are usually STONED before they cheat on me!!!
Sunday, July 11, 2010
GLEE TV
So I'm watchin TV and Glee is singing and dancing and America's Got Talent... I got on... and Gordon Ramsey is Cooking and So You Think You Can Dance is dancing.
There's nothing but cooking, singing and dancing on TV at Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What happened to Killing, fighting and smashing????
Cheating, Robbing and stealing???
Burning, exploding and blasting????
No Charlie's Angels!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Zdm5QC6nQ
RED HAIR MUSIC
There's nothing but cooking, singing and dancing on TV at Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What happened to Killing, fighting and smashing????
Cheating, Robbing and stealing???
Burning, exploding and blasting????
No Charlie's Angels!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Zdm5QC6nQ
RED HAIR MUSIC
Saturday, July 10, 2010
New Jersey Marijuana
Hey hey
New Jersey now has Same-Sex Marraige and Medical Marijuana
Now if they would give out free Vodka and Cranberry...
this place would be a party!
And check out MARILYN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ttu-Iz-5w0
New Jersey now has Same-Sex Marraige and Medical Marijuana
Now if they would give out free Vodka and Cranberry...
this place would be a party!
And check out MARILYN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ttu-Iz-5w0
Labels:
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Sunday, July 04, 2010
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