SPIDERMAN BROADWAY

I was late for work today because I went to a Broadway Play last night called SPIDERMAN and a person wearing a latex suit crashed down on top of me!

The last time I went to a Broadway Show, a man dressed as a Cat sat on my lap!

From now on, I think I'll wait until all these shows come out on BLU RAY.............

World Trade Center Reconstuction Update 2011

Check this out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DH76KKoa-Y

And then look at this from 2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKC9llSB-HE
Thanks 

 

Football Urine

I was watching the football game


and a drug commercial came on and the actor said that


"They have trouble PASSING URINE!".....


I thought


Maybe you have trouble PASSING URINE because


No wants to CATCH IT!!!!!

If you do PASS URINE, make it a FORWARD PASS....

No side-ways LATERALS at The Urinal...

I could understand if they were


Stuffed Up and Constipated


because they had a


TIGHT END!


My Dad used to say at the dinner table....

"Pass the corn, the salt

and a little bit of URINE while your at it....

It was always wet around our dinner table

but we all knew we didn't have
whatever disease they had in that commercial ! ! !

By the way, which way is the REST ROOM?

Lottery Scratch

They have new SCRATCH OFF LOTTERY GAMES here

They are very educational for the gambler by using letters to form words and you focus on spelling and new words.

WHAT you learn is very simple.........

  You learn that you are a BIG

LIKE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ALREADY.........................

Christmas Videos times 2

THIS ONE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4xcA7Pm-Cs


AND        THIS ONE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etTKZtSRBu4

HAPPY HAPPY

SQUEAKY

I just found out that Charles Manson follower Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme is out of jail after 30 years!
That crazy killer Squeaky is free! 
WOW...  Hope she goes on MATCH.COM....
Maybe we could hook up.....

Could you imagine dating a girl named SQUEAKY? 
Do you have to feed her cheese?
Would my Christmas Present be EARPLUGS every year?
Do you squirt Olive Oil on her at Salad Bars?
Would the word ANNOYING pop up in my thoughts often?

And she's a killer on top of it!
You can kiss that cockroach problem in the kitchen goodbye.... 

I don't know why more killers just don't work in the PEST CONTROL Business.  Exterminating 60,000 bedbugs seems like it just might dilute some of that  
"I just have to poison somebody today"
aggression. 

PMS DOG