Saturday, March 26, 2011

Chris Brown BREAKING NEWS/CHAIRS

Breaking news on 21 year old Singer Chris Brown. 
He's Breaking News, Chairs, Windows and sometimes Noses.

Chris apologized for throwing a chair after an interview on ABC's Good Morning America.   He said He was sorry for throwing the chair through the window but RIHANNA just wasn't available!

Chris says his current love Michele E is THE LUCKIEST GIRL ALIVE!         Michele says She's lucky TO BE ALIVE!

If GARY COLEMAN was still alive, he could team up with Chris Brown and Charlie Sheen and make a TV show

TWO AND A HALF ABUSIVE MEN

It would be a HIT!  And I do mean a HIT! 

Someone would be HIT!





Thursday, March 24, 2011

Lawrence Taylor Resume

EX-FOOTBALL PLAYER LAWRENCE TAYLOR HAS BEEN CALLED  LT, ALL-PRO, HALL OF FAMER, DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR, MOST VALUABLE PLAYER, COCCAINE ADDICT, SUPER BOWL CHAMP, INMATE, MILLIONAIRE, CRACK HEAD, COLOR COMMENTATOR, TAX EVADER, WRESTLER, ACTOR, GOLFER, REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER!

WHAT A RESUME!

WHAT'S NEXT?????

JUST DON'T ADD
 O J   IMPERSONATOR
TO THE LIST....................................



Wednesday, March 09, 2011

FUNNY NEWS: CHARLIE SHEEN HOLIDAY

FUNNY NEWS: CHARLIE SHEEN HOLIDAY

CHARLIE SHEEN HOLIDAY

Today is a big RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY FOR CHARLIE SHEEN!!!!!!


IT'S      ASS WEDNESDAY..................

Monday, March 07, 2011

Charlie Sheen SOLUTION

I Have Charlie Sheen's Answer.  Problem Solved.  Winning......DAH




After all of the videos

Charlie should tell them

he was just pulling

a

JOAQUIN PHOENIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You were making a movie with your brother-in-law.  HA HA HA Funny Chuckle Laugh
Then say, "Never Mind" and show up at the Warner Brothers Lot with a Latte in your hand and one for Chuck Lorre.

IT'S ALL JUST A MOVIE CHARLIE
ALL JUST HOLLYWOOD

OR IS IT?????????????????





careful DUDE


Sunday, March 06, 2011

BEST MEDICINE





Disease                                  Wine                            Daily dose

Allergies                               Médoc                           1 glass
Anemia                                Graves                            4 glass
Bronchitis      Bourgogne or Bordeaux+sugar&cinn.    3 cups
Constipation       Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray      4 glass
Coronary arteries         Dry Champagne                     4 glass
Diarrhoea
Beaujolais Nouveau
4 glass
Fever
Champagne sec
1 bottle
Heart
Burgundy , Santenay Rouge
Two glass
Uric acid gout
Sancerre , Pouilly Fume
4 glass
Hypertension
Alsace , Sancerre
4 glass
Menopause
Saint Emilion
4 glass
Depression
Médoc
4 glass
Obesity
Burgundy
4 glass
Obesity
Rosé de Provence
1 bottle
Rheumatism
Champagne
4 glasses
Excessive weight loss
Côte de Beaune
4 GALLONS






Saturday, March 05, 2011

GASOLINE PRICES RISING

I just paid OMG for regular yesterday to fill my tank - were past the lol






Gasoline Mtbe Btx

Friday, March 04, 2011

air baloon crash

Amazing photos show great detail.



The pilot at low level had no control over his

aircraft. It narrowly misses a crowd
gathered for the air show and slams
into four buildings. One can only


imagine the horror of the occupants inside those buildings. 





I WAS IN ONE OF THEM !!!!!!!!!