Play station 2 Die 4

....An angry four-year-old Saudi boy shot and killed his father for refusing to buy him a PlayStation, Saudi media reported on Monday.

The Asharq daily, citing police in the southern Jizan area, said the child, aged four years and seven months, grabbed his father's pistol and shot him in the head.

According to the newspaper, the child had asked his father to buy him a PlayStation and the shooting took place after the man returned home without the desired object.

As he was undressing, the man put the weapon down, which the child then grabbed and fired at him from close range.


Don't let that kid have any ANGRY BIRDS!



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Hog Shot

A Florida hunter accidentally shot his girlfriend thinking that she was his target -- a wild hog.

Cops said that Brandon man Steven Egan, 52, was hunting from a tent in Flagler County on Saturday when Egan heard a noise that he thought was similar to that of his prey. He took a shot at it, not realizing his significant other wasn't in the tent with him.
The shot sent a .30-caliber rifle bullet through both of 52-year-old Lisa Simmons' legs. Simmons was airlifted to the hospital where she was recovering from surgery on Sunday.
Egan maintained that he fired in the first place because he had seen a real hog just minutes before the accidental shooting, WFTV reported. No charges were filed.

Egan didn't know whether he felt bad that he shot his girlfriend or felt worse because he thought she was a HOG!

At first he claimed he thought he was being attacked by Rosie O'Donnell!

secret service prostitutes

These Secret Service agents involved in the Columbian Sex Scandal should be working on all of our foriegn debt. Do some business in a foriegn land and then say, "What, I owe you money? No! I was drunk!" We could reduce the money we owe other countries in no time. We could really speed it up if we hire that Dominic Strauss Kahn guy! Check this video http://youtu.be/-KerN8zzcTA

Bin Laden Replacement

This guy kinda looks like Bin Laden.  Like a younng Osama!
Good Replacement

Just put some Glasses on him


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..BRIDGEPORT, Conn. - Police say a five-year-old Connecticut boy brought 50 packets of heroin to school for show and tell, and his stepfather has been arrested.

The father was arrested because that school was really HIP and wanted 60 Bags of HEROIN for Show and Tell.  It was more like a Show and Fall Asleep in your chair class.

Bridgeport police tell the Connecticut Post that 35-year-old Santos Roman went to the Barnum School on Monday to retrieve the drugs and found police waiting for him.

Final Point, NEVER GO TO SCHOOL TO RETRIEVE BAGS OF HEROIN.
  Go for a lunch bag, a school bag but not a HEROIN Bag!

US open Bubba

Is it not appropriate that a guy named Bubba won the US Open Golf tournament at a golf club where they won't accept women.

Camptown Ladies sing dis song Doodah!  Doodah!

Poop Transplant

When death was knocking on the door of a Canadian man, he took drastic measures to save his own life -- with a self-injected fecal transplant.
The poop-injecting patient is a 66-year-old man from Albert Bridge, Nova Scotia, who suffered from a bacterial infection known as Clostridium difficile, or C. difficile, since undergoing routine surgery 18 months ago.

I wanted to do a Fecal Transplant but my Wife told me I was already FULL OF CRAP!

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It was an extreme case of sexual frustration.

Inez Nunez, 18, was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly punching her boyfriend in the face because he wouldn't have sex with her.

Ms. Nunez told Police, "The strange thing was most of my boyfriends liked to get punched in the face while having sex with me!"