Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Casey Anthony Legal
Friday, January 25, 2013
Patraeus TELL ALL
The reasons why General David Patraeus said he Cheated with Paula Broadwell:
His WEE WEE went AWOL
She really knew how to DEPLOY his TROOP
She was like a TERRORIST in BED
They both went to BOOTIE CAMP
She always made his THINGY stand at ATTENTION
Her BOOBIES were TRAPS
She liked the SIZE of his UNIT
She thought he was a Great TAILGUNNER
He got excited when she would AIR STRIP
She liked it when he showed her his WEAPON
Although he was a GENERAL he would DO HER in PRIVATE
His DRONE was LONG but he did not like to Fort BRAGG
And Finally, Women in COMBAT !!! That will make it really EXCITING !!!
And P.S. Tell Manti Te'o
"The Real Ones are TWICE as much TROUBLE!
She really knew how to DEPLOY his TROOP
She was like a TERRORIST in BED
They both went to BOOTIE CAMP
She always made his THINGY stand at ATTENTION
Her BOOBIES were TRAPS
She liked the SIZE of his UNIT
She thought he was a Great TAILGUNNER
He got excited when she would AIR STRIP
She liked it when he showed her his WEAPON
Although he was a GENERAL he would DO HER in PRIVATE
His DRONE was LONG but he did not like to Fort BRAGG
And Finally, Women in COMBAT !!! That will make it really EXCITING !!!
Where do I sign up
And P.S. Tell Manti Te'o
"The Real Ones are TWICE as much TROUBLE!
Saturday, January 19, 2013
Lance Armstrong FIRST!
Do you know when they first suspected Lance Armstrong of using STEROIDS?
When he won the Indianapolis 500!
When he won the Indianapolis 500!
Sunday, January 13, 2013
Hansel and Gretel
Is it not STRANGE that the movie poster for
Hansel and Gretel is a Graffic of a children's book
covered with BULLET HOLES?
Sign of the times I guess and Hollywood has no clue..................................... Motion Pictures
Bullets have the best MOTION. It's called SPIN!
Hansel and Gretel is a Graffic of a children's book
covered with BULLET HOLES?
Sign of the times I guess and Hollywood has no clue..................................... Motion Pictures
Bullets have the best MOTION. It's called SPIN!
Saturday, January 12, 2013
NFL Playoffs
Tim Tebow has a playoff victory for The Denver Broncos.
Peyton Manning does not!!
Is that ODD?
Peyton Manning does not!!
Is that ODD?
Thursday, January 10, 2013
Young Oscar Noms
Hey
A lot of the OSCAR Nominees are very YOUNG.
MOST OSCAR PARTIES WILL BE AT
CHUCK E CHEESE !!
Indeed, this year sees the youngest-ever nominee for Best Actress in the form of Quvenzhané Wallis, 9, who was all of six years old when she filmed "Beasts of the Southern Wild." True, this year also sees the oldest-ever Best Actress nominee with Emmanuelle Riva, 85, for "Amour," but she's in something of a league of her own as compared to the other three nominees: Naomi Watts, 44; Jessica Chastain, 35; and Jennifer Lawrence, 22.
Notably missing from this list is Oscar veteran Meryl Streep, 63, who's nominated for a Golden Globe this year for her performance in "Hope Springs." Other female Golden Globe nominees this year include such industry seniors as Helen Mirren (for "Hitchcock"), Judi Dench (for "The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel") and Maggie Smith (for "Quartet"), none of whom received Oscar nods.
Meanwhile, at 58, Denzel Washington is this year's oldest nominee for Best Actor, followed closely behind by 55-year-old Daniel Day-Lewis. The other nominees skewed younger with Hugh Jackman, 44; Joaquin Phoenix, 38; and Bradley Cooper, 38, whereas the Golden Globes skewed slightly older with noms for Richard Gere, 63, and Bill Murray, 62.
One notable exception to this phenomenon is in the Best Supporting Actor category, which completely mirrors its Golden Globes counterpart except for one major difference: Robert De Niro got an Oscar nom for his performance in "Silver Linings Playbook," whereas Leonardo DiCaprio got the Golden Globe. (This could be De Niro's revenge for Leo replacing him as director Martin Scorsese's unofficial muse, a sort of 20-years-later variation on the veteran actor terrorizing DiCaprio on screen in "This Boy's Life.")
Anyway, is the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences having some sort of existential crisis? Was bringing in "Ted" funnyman Seth MacFarlane as this year's host just the first step in conjuring a younger, hipper awards show? This could also be seen as something of a betrayal, as the members of the Academy -- notorious for being "elder statesmen" in their own right -- snub their peers. Whatever's truly going on behind the scenes (if anything), it's nice to see Oscar turning back the clock a bit this year.
A lot of the OSCAR Nominees are very YOUNG.
MOST OSCAR PARTIES WILL BE AT
CHUCK E CHEESE !!
Indeed, this year sees the youngest-ever nominee for Best Actress in the form of Quvenzhané Wallis, 9, who was all of six years old when she filmed "Beasts of the Southern Wild." True, this year also sees the oldest-ever Best Actress nominee with Emmanuelle Riva, 85, for "Amour," but she's in something of a league of her own as compared to the other three nominees: Naomi Watts, 44; Jessica Chastain, 35; and Jennifer Lawrence, 22.
Notably missing from this list is Oscar veteran Meryl Streep, 63, who's nominated for a Golden Globe this year for her performance in "Hope Springs." Other female Golden Globe nominees this year include such industry seniors as Helen Mirren (for "Hitchcock"), Judi Dench (for "The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel") and Maggie Smith (for "Quartet"), none of whom received Oscar nods.
Meanwhile, at 58, Denzel Washington is this year's oldest nominee for Best Actor, followed closely behind by 55-year-old Daniel Day-Lewis. The other nominees skewed younger with Hugh Jackman, 44; Joaquin Phoenix, 38; and Bradley Cooper, 38, whereas the Golden Globes skewed slightly older with noms for Richard Gere, 63, and Bill Murray, 62.
One notable exception to this phenomenon is in the Best Supporting Actor category, which completely mirrors its Golden Globes counterpart except for one major difference: Robert De Niro got an Oscar nom for his performance in "Silver Linings Playbook," whereas Leonardo DiCaprio got the Golden Globe. (This could be De Niro's revenge for Leo replacing him as director Martin Scorsese's unofficial muse, a sort of 20-years-later variation on the veteran actor terrorizing DiCaprio on screen in "This Boy's Life.")
Anyway, is the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences having some sort of existential crisis? Was bringing in "Ted" funnyman Seth MacFarlane as this year's host just the first step in conjuring a younger, hipper awards show? This could also be seen as something of a betrayal, as the members of the Academy -- notorious for being "elder statesmen" in their own right -- snub their peers. Whatever's truly going on behind the scenes (if anything), it's nice to see Oscar turning back the clock a bit this year.
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