Thursday, March 12, 2015

Blurred Lines Blurred Times

Robin Thicke noticibly ripped off Marvin Gaye's 1977 hit "Got to Give it Up"when he wrote the s,ash hit "Blurred Lines" with Pharrell Williams and T.I. a Los Angeles jury has decided.

They must pay Gaye's family $7.3 Million dollars.


BUT DID YOU KNOW


"Blurred Lines,"  set a new record -- radio audience, having reached nearly 250 million listeners, which bests the previous record of 188.8 million by a considerable amount. This comes on the heels of the song becoming 2013's longest-reigning no. 1 on the Hot 100 chart, having held the spot for seven weeks.  Blurred Lines" was an immense success worldwide, peaking at number one in 20 countries. In the US, it was the longest running number one single of 2013 and of the entire decade. The song subsequently became one of the best-selling singles of all time, with sales of 14.8 million,[3] simultaneously breaking the record for largest radio audience in history.[4] The single was nominated for two Grammys at the 56th Annual Grammy Awards, including Record of the Year and Best Pop Duo/Group Performance.Blurred Lines" peaked at number one in 14 countries, becoming Thicke's highest charting song in all of these countries. In Australia, the song was certified quadruple platinum for shipments of 280,000 and triple platinum in New Zealand for sales of 45,000.[25]"Blurred Lines" peaked within the top five of 14 countries including France and Switzerland. The song is currently the longest-running number-one single of 2013 in Australia and New Zealand, having topped the ARIA Singles Chart for eight consecutive weeks in Australia, and the RIANZ Singles Chart for 11 non-consecutive weeks in New Zealand.[26] 
In mid-May, Robin Thicke and Pharrell performed it live on NBC's The Voice. Immediately afterwards the song flew up to number 12 on the Hot 100.[31] Not long thereafter it peaked at number one, becoming Thicke's highest peaking song on the chart in his recording history. It also became Thicke's first chart entry since "Sex Therapy" and his second top 20 ever, after "Lost Without U". The track is also Pharrell's third Billboard Hot 100 number one single and T.I.'s fourth. As of June 12, 2013, "Blurred Lines" has sold 1 million copies in the United States since its release, becoming Thicke's first single to do so.[32] As of the chart issue dated September 7, 2013, the song is the longest-running number-one single of 2013 with 12 weeks at the top.[33] The song is also the first to claim the top "Digital Gainer", top "Airplay Gainer" and the top "Streaming Gainer" simultaneously, and to be awarded the top "Airplay Gainer" for 9 (and afterwards 10) weeks.[32][34] As of August 8, it also broke the record for the all-time highest number of radio impressions during a single week in the US, with 219.8 million impressions (which it later extended to 228.9 million impressions the week after), surpassing the eight-year-old record of 212.2 million impressions, set by Mariah Carey's "We Belong Together", and is the first song to have four or more weeks of downloads of over 400,000 in the US.[34] On week ending September 14, 2013 it was knocked off number one by Katy Perry with her single "Roar".[35] Blurred Lines was also the No. 1 song of the year on iHeart Radio's Top 100 Countdown for 2013. The song was also the first disco song to reach number 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 since Upside Down in September 1980. It became the best-selling song of 2013 in the US, selling 6,498,000 downloads in 2013.[36] By April 2014, the single had reached its 7 million mark in sales, taking 56 weeks to reach this mark.[36] It has sold 7,049,000 copies in the US as of May 2014.[37]
In Canada, the song reached number one for 13 consecutive weeks, becoming the longest-running number-one single of 2013.
On July 28, 2013, "Blurred Lines" broke the record for radio audience previously held by Mariah Carey's "We Belong Together" in 2005. A press release from Interscope said as of the last week in July 2013, the track reached more than 242.65 million listeners.[44]
In April 2014, "Blurred Lines" was revealed as the most downloaded song in UK chart history,[45] though it has since been overtaken by Williams' own single "Happy".[46]
It became Thicke's most successful song, being his first to reach number one on the Hot 100 (he previously peaked at number 14 in 2007 with "Lost Without U"). It also marks Pharrell's third Hot 100 number one, after "Drop It Like It's Hot" with Snoop Dogg in 2004 and "Money Maker" with Ludacris in 2006, and T.I.'s fourth Hot 100 number one after "My Love" with Justin Timberlake in 2006, and his own singles "Whatever You Like" and "Live Your Life" in 2008.[47] The song has been a worldwide hit, also topping the charts in Australia, Canada, New Zealand, Ireland, Spain, Germany, the Netherlands, Poland and the United Kingdom, as well as the top ten in Belgium, Denmark, Lithuania, France, Iceland, Italy, Portugal and Switzerland. In the United States, the song topped the Billboard Hot 100 for twelve consecutive weeks, becoming the longest running number one single of 2013 and of the 2010s decade, surpassing Rihanna's "We Found Love" (2011). This feat also gave him the eighth lead male solo artist in Billboard history to rack ten or more weeks at the number one spot for a single.[48] It sold over 5 million copies in just 22 weeks in the US, and 6 million in 29 weeks, faster than any other song in digital history.[33][49] Internationally, the single was the best-selling digital single of 2013 and is currently the second best-selling digital single of all time, behind The Black Eyed Peas' "I Gotta Feeling". It was the second best-selling song of 2013 in the US and the best-selling song of 2013 in the UK.[36][43]

Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" Breaks Radio Airplay Record.Blurred Lines" was an immense success worldwide, peaking at number one in 20 countries. In the US, it was the longest running number one single of 2013 and of the entire decade. The song subsequently became one of the best-selling singles of all time, with sales of 14.8 million,[3] simultaneously breaking the record for largest radio audience in history.[4] The single was nominated for two Grammys at the 56th Annual Grammy Awards, including Blurred Lines" was an immense success worldwide, peaking at number one in 20 countries. In the US, it was the longest running number one single of 2013 and of the entire decade. The song subsequently became one of the best-selling singles of all time, with sales of 14.8 million,[3] simultaneously breaking the record for largest radio audience in history.[4] The single was nominated for two Grammys at the 56th Annual Grammy Awards, including Record of the Year and Best Pop Duo/Group Performance.Record of the Year and Best Pop Duo/Group Performance.


BLURRED LINES WAS SO GOOD AND SO 

BIG THAT YESTERDAY MARVIN GAYE

 ROLLED OVER IN HIS GRAVE AND SAID,

           "I WISH I WROTE THAT SONG!"

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

How to WIN LOTTERY

Here are things to do to win the lottery.  


Odds are 1 in 175 Million!


Better chance of being hit Crossing the Street

Being drafted by THE NBA

Crushed by an ASTROID is 1 in 700, 000

Having an 11th TOE

Being struck by an AIRPLANE falling from the sky..... TWICE

DIE/OR KILL someone driving to buy the lottery ticket   1 in 33 million

Here's More


Dying from being struck by lightning

Odds: 1 in 3 million
Source: Harvard School of Public Health
The chances of being hit by lightning at all over an 80-year lifetime are 1 in 10,000, according to the National Weather Service.

Drowning — or other beach-related fatalities

Odds: 1 in 2 million
Source: Florida Museum of Natural History, based on U.S. beach injury statistics in 2000

Being attacked by a shark

Odds: 1 in 11.5 million
Source: Florida Museum of Natural History

Dying from a bee sting

Odds: 1 in 6.1 million
Source: Harvard School of Public Health

Dying in a plane crash

Odds: 1 in 11 million
Source: PBS' "Nova," based on data from the U.S. Department of Transportation

Becoming president of the United States

Odds: 1 in 10 million
Source: International Business Times

Having conjoined twins

Odds: 1 in 200,000
Source: University of Maryland Medical Center

Being crushed and killed by a vending machine

Odds: 1 in 112 million
Source: Discovery News

Being killed using a right-handed product, if you're left-handed

Odds: 1 in 7 million
Source: Gizmodo

Hitting a hole-in-one on two consecutive, par-3 holes

Odds: 1 in 156 million
Source: U.S. Hole in One, which insures golf prizes for holes in one
Also of note, the chances of an amateur golfer making a single hole-in-one on a par-3 hole is about 1 in 12,500.

Hitting a deer while driving in Hawaii

Odds: 1 in 6,267
Source: State Farm, from a 2011 study on collissions between vehicles and deer, said to be least likely in the state of Hawaii.

Picking a perfect NCAA bracket

You're 13 times more likely to pick a perfect NCAA bracket. My recommendation is to go with the cutest mascots.

Odds: 13,460,000 to 1

Visiting the ER due to a pogo stick injury

You're 1,526 times more likely to visit the ER due to an injury from a pogo stick. Just say no to the pogo.

Being Canonized

You're almost 9 times more likely to be canonized. A boy can dream.

Odds: 20,000,000 to 1 

Dating a supermodel

You're 2,000 times more likely to be currently dating a supermodel. So you're saying I have a chance?

Odds: 88,000 to 1 

Being murdered

You're 9,777 times more likely to be murdered. But the odds even out A LOT if you know a guy with an old hockey mask and a machete. Oh... And if you live anywhere near Crystal Lake.

Odds: 18,000 to 1

Winning an Academy Award

You're 15,000 times more likely to win an academy award. Odds they like you? They really like you? Much, much worse.

Odds: 11,500 to 1

Marrying after 40

You're 123,000,000 times more likely to get married after the age of 40. Utah mothers everywhere can breath a sigh of relief. And Jen, just relax. It'll come.

Odds: 2.5 to 1

Dating a Millionaire

You're 818,600 times more likely to date a millionaire. And millions of college students wondering how they're going to pay off their student loans breath a sigh of relief.

Odds: 215 to 1 

Losing an appendage to a chainsaw

You're 39,426 times more likely to be seriously injured by a chainsaw. I keep writing my congressman about those outdated chainsaw control laws. When will they ever listen? 

Odds: 4,464 to 1 

Finding out your child is a genius

You're 704,000 times more likely to find out your child is a genius. And to think, I have four of them!

ALL IT TAKES IS A DOLLAR 
AND A DREAM.....

ESPECIALLY IF YOUR DREAM
IS TO LOOSE A DOLLAR!

GOOD LUCK

Monday, February 16, 2015

Stripper Valentine



Valentine's Day at The Strip Club


Ladies Half Off!!!!???????!!!!!!!!???????


Wait a Minute

I think on St. Valentine's Day

Strippers should TAKE IT ALL OFF!!

I might be wrong

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Sunday, February 08, 2015

Bruce Jenner Crash

Bruce Jenner was in a car accident where 5 people were injured and one person died the other day.


Bruce is also transitioning to become a woman.  

Could he already be driving like a LADY!

As Aerosmith said,

"Dude, drives like a lady"

Just kidding ladies!

Well, check out these statistics from a Kansas State University study. Researchers found several differences in the types of crashes between young men and women, including:
  • Young females were 66 percent more likely to wear a seat belt than young males.
  • Young females were 28 percent more likely to drive on a restricted license than young males.
  • Young female drivers had more crashes at intersections and collisions with pedestrians.
  • Young males had more crashes after sunset than young females.
  • Young female drivers were more likely to be involved in crashes during weekdays, while young male drivers were more likely to be involved in crashes during the weekend.
  • Young male drivers had more off-road crashes than young females.
  • I’ll admit that, Men are more likely to engage in risky behavior, for example having conversations including the phrase “Hey, hold my beer and watch this.”
But the news release didn’t mention alcohol use or other dangerous behaviors. And young female drivers and young male drivers seemed to perform about equally poorly in the results.
The researchers, Niranga Amarasingha and Sunanda Dissanayake of Kansas State University, reviewed records from the Kansas Accident Reporting System that covered the 138,3888 crashes occurring between 2007 and 2011, in which the drivers were between 15 and 24 years old, and in which the accidents involved injuries or moderate property damage.

“There are often different risk factors for young male and young female drivers because their behavior and attitude are generally different,” Dissanayake said. “This may help explain why one gender is more likely to be involved in a certain type of crash. For example, young males may have more off-road crashes because this crash type is more frequently involved with speeding on rural roads — a driving habit exhibited more by young males than young females.”

The value of the findings therefore would be to categorize the type of instruction emphasized to young drivers of a particular gender. “You guy need to buckle up more and quit racing down those back roads.” “You ladies need to be more careful as you navigate those intersections and watch out for people walking in the street.



Tuesday, February 03, 2015

Suge Knight Isis

This guy, Marion Knight, ran over two guys and killed them with a big truck at a film shoot.  Then he ran over them again!


Isis just burned alive a Jordanian pilot.  And they have beheaded and barbarically Killed many others.


I think Marion might be able to get a job with Isis if he ever gets out of prison.  Or is he works for Isis in prison.


Is this all because your mother named you Marion?


Oh they are going to have plenty of those kind of thinks to stick in his mouth...................As Vanilla Ice said, "Hang over this balcony Marion!"  Or maybe it's Vanilla Icis.....

Thursday, January 08, 2015

Whoopi Bulging Dick

"TheVIEW" co-host Whoopi Goldberg has a BULGING DICK.       I didn't know that!




She has to lie on her back and can't do the show.  

Maybe too much VIAGARA!

I know her co-host Rosie O'Donnell has BIG BALLS







Oh Wait!   Hold On.... Time Out

I miss-read that

Whoopi has a Bulging DISK in her back!  Whoop s! Sorry

I think Rosie
should just get off Whoopi's Back and everyone will be fine.


Except for Whoopi's Fashion Designer!


JUST ONE FACT
Bill Cosby never put anything in any of these ladies Capucino.




Friday, December 19, 2014

SONY Korea

HEY SONY

What if North Korea made a movie about killing Seth Rogan and James Franco and throw in George Clooney and a racist Sony Vice President for good measure?

HEY SONY

You made a movie about KILLING someone who is alive and REAL! 

Hello!  No matter how CRAZY he is...... 

I would be pissed if you made a movie about KILLING SOMEONE I KNOW or ME!

It's called FANTASY Hollywood!

Try It.......................................




Glee Finale Molest

It is the final season of the hit show

GLEE

Stephen Collins
wanted to be on the show

BUT

The Girls were TOO OLD for him!


Saturday, December 13, 2014

Pope Dogs Cats Hell

Pope Francis said yesterday that Dogs go to Heaven.

What about CATS?

Just cause My Cat

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjj8r5xkIMgtEQ5DvQRLQ77zrKZvVmiSo

Scratched my Eye out this morning when I was petting him does not mean that he should go to Hell.

That is why God created


PUURRRRRRRRGATORY!

Sunday, November 30, 2014

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Robin Williams NOT DEAD

The Great Robin Williams Hung Himself in Paradise Cay, California in Early November.  He is now, almost a month later, in the movie "Night At The Museum 2".  Just proving the point that

Great Talent Does Not Die


They just don't show up for work the next day!

The Great Robin Williams!