New York Election

The New York City Erection.... I mean Election has Anthony Wiener who was texting his Penis to everybody last time he was elected...

Eliot Spitzer, who was putting his Wiener into all kinds of prostitutes

when he was Governor and Married

And

The Madam , 
may I call you Madam,

Kristen Davis, who got Spitzer his girls is also in the Race!


New York City will have to make ONE CHANGE because of these candidates

The Mayor's Residence will no longer be called

                              Gracie Mansion 

It will now be called

THE PLAYBOY MANSION!!


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Nanny Cam Anger Management

The guy who broke into a woman's house and beat her on Video Cam has pleaded NOT GUILTY.

  He is ON CAMERA Beating the Woman in front of her kid

and He Pleaded NOT GUILTY

Due to ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES!!!

Well if he wants to plead ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES then he had better bring in

CHARLIE SHEEN  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Curb your Wiener, Lindsay

Jeff Garlin Arrested: 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' Star Jailed For Vandalism

                 

The "Curb Your Enthusiasm" star was jailed for felony vandalism after he smashed several car windows following a heated argument.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that the 51-year-old actor was arrested in Studio City around 3 p.m. Garlin reportedly got into a verbal fight with another person over a parking space, which resulted in Garlin allegedly smashing the windows of that person's Mercedes.

Garlin was released from jail this morning

Maybe

CURB YOUR ANGER Jeff
 

Hell!!!  Lindsay said.... Who hasn't smashed a windshield????

As Long as He didn't HIT him in the WIENER!

Lindsay said, "Hell, Who hasn't hit somebody in the

WEINER!

Jeff Garlin was arrested in Los Angeles on June 15.

Michael Douglas Oral

Michael Douglas said he got throat cancer because he gave women alot of ORAL sex.

He said the women's names were at the Tip of His Tongue.

And that He would not Go Down without a fight.

And

He literally stared Cancer in The Face.

WILL SMITH'S SON

First time Will Smith

opened a movie and was not Number one.
It was because of his son Jadin

.... Not a winner...

Not a Fresh Prince   at all

As a matter of fact, I think he looks like USHER!!!!!

Whazzzzzz Uppppppp

Should we call MAURY!!!!!!

Erect Weiner

I meant ELECT Weiner.  Anthony Weiner, disgraced candidate for Mayor of New York City.
I said Candidate... not... Can He Date!

He has not had an erection in a long time...I mean an Election...

If Weiner wins, The City would suffer erectile dysfunction.... I mean Electile Dysfunction....

He wishes his erection were held today... I mean his Election.....

He said, "It may be hard to win
... but at least it will be hard!"

Kidnap Jodi Arias

It would have been cool if this Castro guy in Cleveland

who kidnapped the three girls and kept them for ten years actually kidnapped Jodi Arias.  

She would have stabbed his ass 60 times, chopped of his head  and then shot him 20 times just for the fun of it in the first week!   

Castro would have definitely put Jodi in the "Please Re-Kidnap This Person" section of Craig's List after a couple of days.  


Jodi would of had Castro and the other guys chained up in the basement and not let them have a single friend on Facebook for years.

 She could be really mean sometimes. 

BOMBER FAMILY

This is a family photo of the Boston Bombing suspect as a child.

Maybe he would not have been a bomber if

His Mom didn't look like AMY WINEHOUSE

and

His Dad like Adolf Hitler..........

Killer Kids

A 4 YEAR OLD kid shot and killed a 48 year old woman in Tennessee today

and 

A 4 YEAR OLD kid shot and killed a 6 year old kid in Toms River, NJ today.


GUN VIOLENCE LESSON?

TOO MANY Guns!    
and 
ANY Gun Kills!

 or


If a 4 year old asks you for more soda
GIVE IT TO HIM

Wear Bullet Proof Vests when dining at 
CHUCK E CHEESE

Hope 4 year old forgot and loaded
GUN with CRAYONS

If 4 year old throws a TANTRUM
make sure their High Capacity AMMO CLIP
is limited to only 10 ROUNDS

And finally,
Stay away from ARMED 4 year old kids

WATCH: http://youtu.be/hLUSAE9-MVg

Gay Marriage and Abortion

Hey

Won't Same Sex Marriage solve the Abortion Issue?

If everyone that is married is the same sex,

then we won't have a need for Abortion!

We won't be having babies!

Everbody Is The Same Sex....

HEY!  Where Do I Stick THIS THING?!?!?!?

Just a thought

A Stupid Thought

New Fifty Shades of Grey and Richard simmons

                 

                    AS RICHARD SIMMONS!!!!!

WHICH INVOLVES TAYLOR SWIFT AND
                         A GOAT!!!!!!!!

                  


                   She really really really wants
                  Michele Obama's BANGS!!!!!

Hammer Feet and The View

                       Being arrested has a
           LIFE CHANGING effect on you

WAIT

They were actually Michael Moore's REAL FEET

WAIT

              She saw THIS GUY in her sleep

Pistorius Security

Zuckerberg, katherine webb, buscemi,

And gives $15.00 to This woman for MAKEUP

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And had a Really WELL-DRESSED Baby


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And finally

Chuchi, Another Dog With A Human Face, Looks Like Steve Buscemi

CHUCHI IS MORE HANDSOME

Clinton, Dog Gone, Topless Robber

      Number 1...   Driving a GETAWAY Car
                              -or-
Number 2....Having a Cat drive him to McDonalds

            Buying a PANTS SUIT Factory

                  As far as I'm concerned,
                the MAJOR MISTAKE was 
         She kept her BRA and SWEATER on
                           for far too long

Pistorius Valentine Phillips

                     For naming him the SAME NAME TWICE!

He thought those GLASSES could SEE through her CLOTHES!

         You should see how 'NUMB' his GIRLFRIEND is!

Drew, Jenny and Strip

 

 

 

That "Procedure" was to QUIT Drinking and STOP talking like a 12 year old!

She "Believed" everyone at the event should be NAKED!

The "Real" problem was that she couldn't
HITCH-HIKE home!
 
The Strip Club told her it was part of their
NEW EMPLOYEE WEIGHT-LOSS Program!