BMA Jackson

Michael Jackson appearred magically digitally wow on the stage at the Billboard Music Awards.  Great performance and some people in the audience where really into CYBER MCIHAEL .... but some baffled fans next to them were going.... "It's really not REAL!  He's really not there!"   And they were not dancing in their seats.

Cool but Are you super into Cyber Reality?

Future Funky.... No stars DIE!  NEVER!

Credit

Hey, I was watching this show with Donald Sterling and the host said, "You have to give the guy a lot of Credit...."

I thought, "What am I Mastercard?  Visa?  American Express?  Chase Bank?

I don't have to give the guy any credit!

The guy is rich....doesn't need any credit.

Talk about killing the deal

CLAY AIKEN who was in a tight 300 vote lead election recount in a South Carolina Congressional district,  all of a sudden had his competitor Kieth Crisco die after falling at his home.  Either Clay pushed him or he literally slipped on Crisco Oil!  and DIED!!!!!!!!  Lesson!  Rubin Studdard lucky to be alive after beating CLAY on IDOL!

Gay NFL

Michael Sam became the first openly gay player to be drafted in the National Football League.  He hugged and kissed his boyfriend.
Michael Sam is the first NFL player never to have been with a woman or as TIM TEBOW said, 
"Been There!"

Security

I feel really secure

I have ADT

Wait! No I have ADD

And I'm having trouble Concentrating Securely at All.....

Pistorius Problem

ELLEN OSCAR MISTAKE

BRADLEY COOPER took the SELFIE that ELLEN Tweeted at The Acadamy Awards Show.

The person who takes the picture literally owns the photo.

ELLEN Tweeted it without BRADLEY'S permission which is illegal and he can now file copyright charges.   

Puting BRADLEY is in a position that no man has been in for a long time... 

MR COOPER may now Screw ELLEN!

Zimmerman VS. DMX

What R the ODDS 

And How much would we Pay Per View

IF

George Zimmerman

WALKED INTO THE RING

AND SHOT 

DMX

POINT BLANK?

Don't Ask TRAVON!

Bieber Arrest New Job

Justin Bieber was arrested by police today for Driving while Intoxicated.  

He was drinking, smoking pot and doing perscription drugs while drag racing.  Biebs is a Canadian and he may be deported or not let back into the USA if he leaves.





He would then be eligibke for his new job as 

TORONTO MAYOR 
ROB FORD'S Personal Driver

Gay Pot Marraige

Gay Marraige and Marijuana are being legalized all over the country.

Leviticus said in the Bible, " If a man lay with another man, he should be stoned!"

Legally, I think it's all working out!

I wonder what kind of rolling papers Leviticus used?

Pissed

Hey



If you're      PISSED

Wear a       DIAPER!!!!

Holiday Food

Ate soooo much over the Holidays

I had like 5 HAMS and 2 BIG BIRDS

I Felt like the WOLF in a KIDS Fairytale!

Weed Use Down

Marijuana use among Millennials is down 19% from 1985!

But

Automatic Weapon use

is definitely UP!

CEE LO in JAIL?

CEE LO GREEN may go to jail for four years for dropping some drugs in a girl's drink at a club.

His lawyer's sole argument was, "Just look at him....How else could he get a date?"

 

Legal experts point out that Cee Lo probably won't be going to jail for four years saying,

 

"Who would pay to FEED him?"

 

 

 

 

 

Best Girl's Names

Check this OUT

http://jezebel.com/map-sixty-years-of-the-most-popular-names-for-girls-s-1443501909


 

Tebow Tebow Tebow

The Russians offered TIM TEBOW 1 Million Dollars to play TWO GAMES for a The Russian Black Storm kinda Russian Pro Football team.  Russia wants Tebow.

Dennis Rodman is going to North Korea as a sort of an ambassador.

What's next, Terry Bradshaw is Ambassador to Syria!

Manti T'ao is ambassador to THAT PLANET WAY OUT THERE!

Alex Rodriguez is ambassador to STERIODIA!

 

Syria Attack

Syria's President Assad says he did not use Chemical Weapons.

He said that on a Special Episode of

"BEAT The PRESS"

Corey Booker GAY?

Hey, they say Newark Mayor Corey Booker

 might be GAY!  Corey is a great guy and whatever but I think the only way to prove he's really NOT GAY is to date 

MILEY CYRUS!

New York Election

The New York City Erection.... I mean Election has Anthony Wiener who was texting his Penis to everybody last time he was elected...

Eliot Spitzer, who was putting his Wiener into all kinds of prostitutes

when he was Governor and Married

And

The Madam , 
may I call you Madam,

Kristen Davis, who got Spitzer his girls is also in the Race!


New York City will have to make ONE CHANGE because of these candidates

The Mayor's Residence will no longer be called

                              Gracie Mansion 

It will now be called

THE PLAYBOY MANSION!!


!

Nanny Cam Anger Management

The guy who broke into a woman's house and beat her on Video Cam has pleaded NOT GUILTY.

  He is ON CAMERA Beating the Woman in front of her kid

and He Pleaded NOT GUILTY

Due to ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES!!!

Well if he wants to plead ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES then he had better bring in

CHARLIE SHEEN  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Curb your Wiener, Lindsay

Jeff Garlin Arrested: 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' Star Jailed For Vandalism

                 

The "Curb Your Enthusiasm" star was jailed for felony vandalism after he smashed several car windows following a heated argument.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that the 51-year-old actor was arrested in Studio City around 3 p.m. Garlin reportedly got into a verbal fight with another person over a parking space, which resulted in Garlin allegedly smashing the windows of that person's Mercedes.

Garlin was released from jail this morning

Maybe

CURB YOUR ANGER Jeff
 

Hell!!!  Lindsay said.... Who hasn't smashed a windshield????

As Long as He didn't HIT him in the WIENER!

Lindsay said, "Hell, Who hasn't hit somebody in the

WEINER!

Jeff Garlin was arrested in Los Angeles on June 15.