WTF PET CATALOG

I SAW THIS WEIRD PET CATALOG



IT IS NOT WEIRD BECAUSE THE WOMAN HAD

 A PICTURE OF HER DOG ON HER SHIRT!

IT WAS NOT WEIRD BECASUE HER DOG

WAS ABOUT TO FRENCH KISS HER

IT WAS WEIRD BECAUSE THE FREE 6 PACK OF PIG EARS

WAS FOR THE LADY ON THE COVER!!!!!!!!!!!

THE CATALOG WAS ALSO WEIRD BECAUSE THEY HAD A
PICTURE OF A PET CAGE

WITH A LITTLE GIRL

STANDING BY THE DOG AND CAGE

INSINUATING THAT IN CASE OF A LONG TRIP

YOU CAN KEEP YOUR KIDS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!

AND IT IS WEIRD BECAUSE THEY SELL A PRODUCT

THAT ALLOWS SOMEONE

TO HIDE THE

KEY TO ALL OF THEIR VALUABLES

IN FAKE ANIMAL EXCREMENT!!!!!!!!!!! 

CAN I PUT THAT KEY IN MY POCKET!!!!!

Walky Dog Hands Free Bicycle Leash

SUPER BOWL JOKE

CHECK OUT THIS JOKE VIDEO LINK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gG8GU2TcEM

Brett Farve

I think NFL Quarterback BRETT FARVE was not exposed by

WIKILEAKS

 BUT BY

DICKI LEAKS!!!
Let me take a picture of my worm....
Oh!!!!!! 
Brett does not need Marriage Counseling 
BUT
PHOTO Counseling!

SUPER BOWL JOKE

KICK OFF BABY
WATCH THIS VIDEO TO LAUGH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gG8GU2TcEM

Viagara Vision

The VIAGARA commercial says you may suffer from DISTORTED VISION!

Does that mean you see every woman

as if she was dressed only in a bra and panties?

And I think that will make your wife's BREASTS

look

A little bit

BIGGER?

ALRIGHT, I CAN LIVE WITH THAT!

SPIDERMAN BROADWAY

I was late for work today because I went to a Broadway Play last night called SPIDERMAN and a person wearing a latex suit crashed down on top of me!

The last time I went to a Broadway Show, a man dressed as a Cat sat on my lap!

From now on, I think I'll wait until all these shows come out on BLU RAY.............

World Trade Center Reconstuction Update 2011

Check this out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DH76KKoa-Y

And then look at this from 2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKC9llSB-HE
Thanks 

 

Football Urine

I was watching the football game


and a drug commercial came on and the actor said that


"They have trouble PASSING URINE!".....


I thought


Maybe you have trouble PASSING URINE because


No wants to CATCH IT!!!!!

If you do PASS URINE, make it a FORWARD PASS....

No side-ways LATERALS at The Urinal...

I could understand if they were


Stuffed Up and Constipated


because they had a


TIGHT END!


My Dad used to say at the dinner table....

"Pass the corn, the salt

and a little bit of URINE while your at it....

It was always wet around our dinner table

but we all knew we didn't have
whatever disease they had in that commercial ! ! !

By the way, which way is the REST ROOM?

Lottery Scratch

They have new SCRATCH OFF LOTTERY GAMES here

They are very educational for the gambler by using letters to form words and you focus on spelling and new words.

WHAT you learn is very simple.........

  You learn that you are a BIG

LIKE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ALREADY.........................

Christmas Videos times 2

THIS ONE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4xcA7Pm-Cs


AND        THIS ONE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etTKZtSRBu4

HAPPY HAPPY

SQUEAKY

I just found out that Charles Manson follower Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme is out of jail after 30 years!
That crazy killer Squeaky is free! 
WOW...  Hope she goes on MATCH.COM....
Maybe we could hook up.....

Could you imagine dating a girl named SQUEAKY? 
Do you have to feed her cheese?
Would my Christmas Present be EARPLUGS every year?
Do you squirt Olive Oil on her at Salad Bars?
Would the word ANNOYING pop up in my thoughts often?

And she's a killer on top of it!
You can kiss that cockroach problem in the kitchen goodbye.... 

I don't know why more killers just don't work in the PEST CONTROL Business.  Exterminating 60,000 bedbugs seems like it just might dilute some of that  
"I just have to poison somebody today"
aggression. 

PMS DOG

LEARN TO BE FUNNY: LINDSEY ON THE GROUND

LEARN TO BE FUNNY: LINDSEY ON THE GROUND

CHARLIE SHEEN ESCORTS TSA X-RAYS

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT NEW

TSA AIRPORT SCREENINGS ARE

BEING DONE    WOMAN



ON WOMAN........

AND MAN



ON MAN



I THINK THAT CREATES



A LARGE AMOUNT OF JOBS



FOR THE HOMO



SEXUAL COMMUNITY



IN THESE HARD TIMES.










MOST COVETED POSITION!



CHIEF TESTICAL AGENT IS THE



THE TSA'S NEW POLICY IS NOT



    



DON'T ASK   DON'T TELL         BUT



      

 



 







 







YOU CAN TELL ALL YOU WANT......





I'M STILL GETTING

PAID FOR THIS !!!!!!



    



I WAS HOPING



A LADY AGENT WOULD



 









AND MAYBE I MIGHT



PAT ME DOWN ...



  





 



HAVE TO SLIP $10.00 

 


INTO HER



GUN BELT !!





THESE ARE THE TOP SECRET



TSA GOVERNMENT X-RAYS

  

 

THIS GUY TRIED TO SMUGGLE
A KNIFE ON-BOARD !

THIS LADY TRIED TO AVOID
THE BEVERAGE CHARGE !



HERE ARE THE SECRET TSA X-RAYS
 OF CHARLIE SHEEN'S ESCORTS

(PLEASE GROPE)



GRACIE

SABLE

TIFFANY

BRISTOL

AMBER







OH LA LA

PENNY

I NEED A CIGARETTE AFTER THAT !!!!!!!!







DOGS SMARTER THAN CATS

Researchers found that DOGS are SMARTER than CATS.
They gave all this brain-size and socialization information
but everyone knows that
CATS just ACT DUMBER than DOGS

TO GET MORE TREATS

Memory Loss 2

Do you know when memory loss is a real big problem?

When you can't remember where you put your VIAGARA!!!!