BIN LADEN DEAD

DID ANGRY BIRDS

ZAP

BIN LADEN

CHARLIE SHEEN HAD SOMTHING TO DO WITH IT

CONGRATS BARRACK

CONGRATS AMERICA

CHARLIE SHEEN THEME SONG

HAVE U HEARD IT?................. IT SHOULD BE HIS THEME

WORDS

Kelly won't kiss my friend, Cassandra
Jessica won't play ball
Mandy won't share her friend, Miranda
Doesn't anybody live at all?

Amanda won't leave me empty handed
Got her number from a bathroom stall

But I got a girl who can put on a show
The dollar decides how far you can go with her

She wraps those hands around that pole
She licks those lips and off we go
She takes it off nice and slow
Cause that's porn star dancing

She don't play nice, she makes me beg
She drops that dress around her legs

Stacy's gonna save her self for marriage
But that's just not my style
She's got a pair that's nice to stare at
But I want girls gone wild

I want a naughty girl like you
Let's throw a party just for two
you know these normal girls won't do!

SOUNDS LIKE CHARLIE HARPER    listen

http://youtu.be/VdaKwt5cHEk

MY DARKEST HOUR.....BAND

WITH LUDACRIS & CHAD KROEGER

GUITAR SOUNDS LIKE VAN HALEN........KINDA

HAVE U SEEN IT?................. IT SHOULD BE CHAS'S THEME

CHARLIE.......IT'S YOURS

WATCH IT IF U CAN CAN


ANOTHER
http://youtu.be/f8r2SG9keBg

Charlie Sheen Drug Test

I told Charlie Sheen he was going for a DRUG TEST......

His only question was,

"WHAT KINDS OF DRUGS ARE WE TESTING"?

He said Club and Date Rape Drugs are cool,

Stimulants were OK but Depressants depressed his      dates.....

Hallucinagens freaked him out and Narcotics were his favorites.

Charlie Sheen Winning Girls T-Shirt 2XL Size : XX-Large

Chris Brown BREAKING NEWS/CHAIRS

Breaking news on 21 year old Singer Chris Brown. 
He's Breaking News, Chairs, Windows and sometimes Noses.

Chris apologized for throwing a chair after an interview on ABC's Good Morning America.   He said He was sorry for throwing the chair through the window but RIHANNA just wasn't available!

Chris says his current love Michele E is THE LUCKIEST GIRL ALIVE!         Michele says She's lucky TO BE ALIVE!

If GARY COLEMAN was still alive, he could team up with Chris Brown and Charlie Sheen and make a TV show

TWO AND A HALF ABUSIVE MEN

It would be a HIT!  And I do mean a HIT! 

Someone would be HIT!

Lawrence Taylor Resume

EX-FOOTBALL PLAYER LAWRENCE TAYLOR HAS BEEN CALLED  LT, ALL-PRO, HALL OF FAMER, DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR, MOST VALUABLE PLAYER, COCCAINE ADDICT, SUPER BOWL CHAMP, INMATE, MILLIONAIRE, CRACK HEAD, COLOR COMMENTATOR, TAX EVADER, WRESTLER, ACTOR, GOLFER, REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER!

WHAT A RESUME!

WHAT'S NEXT?????

JUST DON'T ADD
 O J   IMPERSONATOR

TO THE LIST....................................

FUNNY NEWS: CHARLIE SHEEN HOLIDAY

FUNNY NEWS: CHARLIE SHEEN HOLIDAY

CHARLIE SHEEN HOLIDAY

Today is a big RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY FOR CHARLIE SHEEN!!!!!!


IT'S      ASS WEDNESDAY..................

Charlie Sheen SOLUTION

I Have Charlie Sheen's Answer.  Problem Solved.  Winning......DAH

After all of the videos

Charlie should tell them

he was just pulling

a

JOAQUIN PHOENIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You were making a movie with your brother-in-law.  HA HA HA Funny Chuckle Laugh
Then say, "Never Mind" and show up at the Warner Brothers Lot with a Latte in your hand and one for Chuck Lorre.

IT'S ALL JUST A MOVIE CHARLIE
ALL JUST HOLLYWOOD

OR IS IT?????????????????

careful DUDE

BEST MEDICINE

Disease                                  Wine                            Daily dose

Allergies                               Médoc                           1 glass
Anemia                                Graves                            4 glass
Bronchitis      Bourgogne or Bordeaux+sugar&cinn.    3 cups
Constipation       Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray      4 glass
Coronary arteries         Dry Champagne                     4 glass
Diarrhoea
Beaujolais Nouveau
4 glass
Fever
Champagne sec
1 bottle
Heart
Burgundy , Santenay Rouge
Two glass
Uric acid gout
Sancerre , Pouilly Fume
4 glass
Hypertension
Alsace , Sancerre
4 glass
Menopause
Saint Emilion
4 glass
Depression
Médoc
4 glass
Obesity
Burgundy
4 glass
Obesity
Rosé de Provence
1 bottle
Rheumatism
Champagne
4 glasses
Excessive weight loss
Côte de Beaune
4 GALLONS

GASOLINE PRICES RISING

I just paid OMG for regular yesterday to fill my tank - were past the lol

Gasoline Mtbe Btx

air baloon crash

Amazing photos show great detail.



The pilot at low level had no control over his

aircraft. It narrowly misses a crowd
gathered for the air show and slams
into four buildings. One can only


imagine the horror of the occupants inside those buildings. 






I WAS IN ONE OF THEM !!!!!!!!!



CHARLIE'S GIRLS

New Video of CHARLIE SHEEN'S WOMEN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUKPQl9NkUU

Academy Awards Funny

Christian Bale just forgot his wife's name in the acceptance speech for Best Supporting Actor.
He just won a big award but is walking off the stage thinking, "I just had the biggest moment of my life and Man and I'm really in the shit when I get home!"

Kirk Douglas was great!

NEW DATING WEBSITES

Here are some new and exciting DATING SITES TO CONSIDER!



Gay Men....instead of GAYDATING .COM now are trying

BEHINDTHEBUSHINTHEPARK.COM


REAL HOUSEWIFE'S OF NEW JERSEY & ATLANTA &

ORANGE COUNTY are not using MATCH.COM but

GUYWITHNOTESTICALS.COM



And guys looking for a REAL FUN TIME have switched from

RATEMYBODY.COM to....


LOCKEDINCHARLIESHEEN'SBATHROOM.COM

Britney New Album

HERE'S ANOTHER BRITNEY VIDEO.

check it out


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYqxIgGBs5U

Playboy Mansion Spanx

Health officials on Saturday were investigating complaints of illnesses that a media report said affected dozens of people after a fundraiser at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles.
WAS IT CHLAMYDIA??  
You never know what STDs could be hanging out around that mansion!

Hugh Heffner has some STDs that are soo old...He got them from Christopher Colombus's wife! 

ALSO

The Sunday morning news show "MEET THE PRESS" is now sponsored by SPANX SHAPEWEAR!
They changed the name of the show to
 "PRESS THE MEAT".

Also

SUBWAY SANDWICH SHOPS are suing another sandwich shop for using the term "FOOTLONG"

My nickname with the Ladies is "FOOTLONG"

Not because I have a BIG DING DONG but because I have really LOOOONG FEET!

Egypt Day of Cleaning

Egypt declared a DAY OF CLEANING
How about next a DAY OF COOKING
Followed by a DAY OF EATING
a DAY OF SLEEPING
Maybe then a DAY OF ELECTING
And then Possibly a couple DAYS OF GOVERNING
Then
Maybe a DAY OF EATING, SLEEPING, DANCING, LOVING AND SINGING

7 DAYS

Let's Get It Started
Let's Get It Started Over There
Let's Get It Started!!!!!
Congrats

Next Stop looks like ........................ALGERIA

MUBARAK RESIGNS!

HE DIDN'T RESIGN.............................



HE WAS FIRED, DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If he wasn't fired, they were going to SET HIM ON FIRE!

The USA spent 1.3 Billion a year in Egypt...
I think a BILLION went to Mubarak's PLASTIC SURGEON...  The Ex-dictator looks great for 82!


Did he shoot Anwar Sadat 30 years ago?

Best Super Bowl

Best Super Bowl ever was 2004. I don't know who played or won but Justin Timberlake TOUCHED DOWN on Janet Jackson's NIPPLE as it BROKE THROUGH the LINE!

AND HE SCORES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUNNY NEWS: SUPER BOWL JOKE

FUNNY NEWS: SUPER BOWL JOKE

FUNNY NEWS: CHARLIE SHEEN IN HOSPITAL

FUNNY NEWS: CHARLIE SHEEN IN HOSPITAL

CHARLIE SHEEN IN HOSPITAL

CHARLIE SHEEN was hospitalized after police found him with a SUITCASE full of CoCaine.
When asked Why he had a suitcase full of CoCaine CHARLIE said,     "Who carries BACK PACKS anymore!"

Keep an eye on the cute nurses around CHARLIE with a KEY to the DRUG CABINETS.  Keep an eye on the UGLY ONES too!
It is Charlie Sheen after all!

He'll be OK as long as he is not using the MICHAEL JACKSON PRESCRIPTION DRUG PLAN...

I'm not saying CHARLIE likes CoCaine alot but while he was at the hospital, he checked into Cosmetics and had a SECOND NOSE PUT ON.....

CHARLIE is now in REHAB.  He's thinks it is the perfect chance to HOOK UP with LINDSEY LOHAN..........
Charlie Sheen Da Vinci Shirt Sleeper in Navy w/ Light Blue Stripe (xl)
Classy & Bashful Pinup Girl Shirt (XL)

WTF PET CATALOG

I SAW THIS WEIRD PET CATALOG



IT IS NOT WEIRD BECAUSE THE WOMAN HAD

 A PICTURE OF HER DOG ON HER SHIRT!

IT WAS NOT WEIRD BECASUE HER DOG

WAS ABOUT TO FRENCH KISS HER

IT WAS WEIRD BECAUSE THE FREE 6 PACK OF PIG EARS

WAS FOR THE LADY ON THE COVER!!!!!!!!!!!

THE CATALOG WAS ALSO WEIRD BECAUSE THEY HAD A
PICTURE OF A PET CAGE

WITH A LITTLE GIRL

STANDING BY THE DOG AND CAGE

INSINUATING THAT IN CASE OF A LONG TRIP

YOU CAN KEEP YOUR KIDS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!

AND IT IS WEIRD BECAUSE THEY SELL A PRODUCT

THAT ALLOWS SOMEONE

TO HIDE THE

KEY TO ALL OF THEIR VALUABLES

IN FAKE ANIMAL EXCREMENT!!!!!!!!!!! 

CAN I PUT THAT KEY IN MY POCKET!!!!!

Walky Dog Hands Free Bicycle Leash

SUPER BOWL JOKE

CHECK OUT THIS JOKE VIDEO LINK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gG8GU2TcEM

Brett Farve

I think NFL Quarterback BRETT FARVE was not exposed by

WIKILEAKS

 BUT BY

DICKI LEAKS!!!
Let me take a picture of my worm....
Oh!!!!!! 
Brett does not need Marriage Counseling 
BUT
PHOTO Counseling!

SUPER BOWL JOKE

KICK OFF BABY
WATCH THIS VIDEO TO LAUGH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gG8GU2TcEM

Viagara Vision

The VIAGARA commercial says you may suffer from DISTORTED VISION!

Does that mean you see every woman

as if she was dressed only in a bra and panties?

And I think that will make your wife's BREASTS

look

A little bit

BIGGER?

ALRIGHT, I CAN LIVE WITH THAT!

SPIDERMAN BROADWAY

I was late for work today because I went to a Broadway Play last night called SPIDERMAN and a person wearing a latex suit crashed down on top of me!

The last time I went to a Broadway Show, a man dressed as a Cat sat on my lap!

From now on, I think I'll wait until all these shows come out on BLU RAY.............

World Trade Center Reconstuction Update 2011

Check this out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DH76KKoa-Y

And then look at this from 2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKC9llSB-HE
Thanks 

 

Football Urine

I was watching the football game


and a drug commercial came on and the actor said that


"They have trouble PASSING URINE!".....


I thought


Maybe you have trouble PASSING URINE because


No wants to CATCH IT!!!!!

If you do PASS URINE, make it a FORWARD PASS....

No side-ways LATERALS at The Urinal...

I could understand if they were


Stuffed Up and Constipated


because they had a


TIGHT END!


My Dad used to say at the dinner table....

"Pass the corn, the salt

and a little bit of URINE while your at it....

It was always wet around our dinner table

but we all knew we didn't have
whatever disease they had in that commercial ! ! !

By the way, which way is the REST ROOM?

Lottery Scratch

They have new SCRATCH OFF LOTTERY GAMES here

They are very educational for the gambler by using letters to form words and you focus on spelling and new words.

WHAT you learn is very simple.........

  You learn that you are a BIG

LIKE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ALREADY.........................

Christmas Videos times 2

THIS ONE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4xcA7Pm-Cs


AND        THIS ONE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etTKZtSRBu4

HAPPY HAPPY

SQUEAKY

I just found out that Charles Manson follower Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme is out of jail after 30 years!
That crazy killer Squeaky is free! 
WOW...  Hope she goes on MATCH.COM....
Maybe we could hook up.....

Could you imagine dating a girl named SQUEAKY? 
Do you have to feed her cheese?
Would my Christmas Present be EARPLUGS every year?
Do you squirt Olive Oil on her at Salad Bars?
Would the word ANNOYING pop up in my thoughts often?

And she's a killer on top of it!
You can kiss that cockroach problem in the kitchen goodbye.... 

I don't know why more killers just don't work in the PEST CONTROL Business.  Exterminating 60,000 bedbugs seems like it just might dilute some of that  
"I just have to poison somebody today"
aggression. 

PMS DOG